manvshomestuck has aaaaaaaall the rage. all of it.

manvshomestuck: THAT IS NOT THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE

THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE IS BLANK AND EMPTY AND VOID

THE VERY CONCEPT

OF THERE BEING

A STORY OF YOUR LIFE

IMPLIES

THAT YOUR LIFE IS SIGNIFICANT ENOUGH

TO WARRANT

SOME NARRATIVE STRUCUTRE

‪me: wow

when the typos come out

‪manvshomestuck: SOME INTERESTING PREMISE

‪me: you know shits going down

‪manvshomestuck: SOME STORYTELLER

WHO ACTUALLY CARES

ABOUT YOUR LIFE

THERE IS NO

GODDAMN

STORY OF YOUR LIFE

12:07 AM 

‪me: capslock suits you

‪manvshomestuck: AND IF THERE WAS

‪me: matches your eyes

‪manvshomestuck: YOU SHOULD’T BE ALLOWED

TO SUM IT THE FUCK UP

WITH ONE

STUPID

GODDAMN PHRASE

OR

SOME HACKNEYED 90S MOTIVATIONAL SONG

FOR FUCK’S SAKE

NO

‪me: yeah i’m going to go back to reading karkat chatlogs

‪manvshomestuck: IF YOU WANT THERE

‪me: much wittier

‪manvshomestuck: TO BE A STORY

OF YOUR LIFE

THEN YOU SHOULD BE REQUIRED

TO ITEMIZE

IN GREAT, EXTENSIVE DETAIL

EVERY SINGLE FUCKUP

AND EMBARASSMENT

THAT YOU’VE EVER DONE

AND JUST

‪me: …

‪manvshomestuck: SIT THE FUCK DOWN

‪me: yolo.

12:08 AM 

‪manvshomestuck: WITH THAT STORY

AND

SHUT THE FUCK UP

YEAH

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE

THAT WHATEVER BULLSHIT

‪me: kony2012 

‪manvshomestuck: YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW

WILL SOMEHOW LEGITIMIZE

THAT ONE LIFE

FOR FUCK’S SAKE

AND PEOPLE NEED

‪me: trayvon martin.

‪manvshomestuck: TO STOP USING

FUCKING INTERNET MEMES

LIKE THAT

STUPID

YOLO BULLSHIT

 ‪me: it keeps hapening

‪manvshomestuck: RECYCLED

I DON’T EVEN

OH WAIT

THAT WAS THAT DUDE

WHO GOT SHOT N’ SHIT

BY THAT WHITE DUDE

AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE

‪me: the capslock ruse

was a

distaction

12:09 AM 

‪manvshomestuck: ZOMG BURN THE FUCKING WITCH

IN THIS MASSIVE REDDIT CLUSTERFUCK OF ANGER AND SENSATIONALIST RHETORIC

me: …

cloun.

‪manvshomestuck: BUT BACK TO YOLO

I DON’T

WHAT THE FUCK IS CLOUN?

I DON’T READ

SBAHJ

YOU STUPID FUCK

MAKING REFERENCES

TO IT

TO ME

‪me: how HIGH do you even have to BE to do something like that

‪manvshomestuck: IS SUCH A USELESS FUCKING ENDEAVOR

WHY WOULD YOU DO IT?

I DON’T EVEN KNOW

WHAT YOU’RE SAYING ANYMORE

CHRIST

WHY AM I CALLING YOU USELESS

12:10 AM 

ME

JUST

‪me: god daaaaaaaaaamn

‪manvshomestuck: TYPING THESE WORDS IN

IS SO FUCKING USELESS

BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST SPOUTING

ALL THESE REFERENCES

OR PSEUDO-REFERENCES

OR JUST RANDOM BULLSHIT

‪me: you have to flip it

‪manvshomestuck: WITHOUT RELEVANCE TO THE CURRENT TOPIC

‪me: TURNWAYS

‪manvshomestuck: GOD SHUT UP

NOT THAT

TURNWAYS

BULLSHIT

FUCK THAT

NO

JUST

SIT DOWN

AND

‪me: he’s

escaping

‪manvshomestuck: FUCK YOU

me: from above

manvshomestuck: WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DO YOU KEEP

SAYING

THESE SBAHJ

FUCK

JESUS

WHAT’S THE POINT?

I DON’T GET IT!

‪me: i told you bro

‪manvshomestuck: HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

‪me: i told you about stairs

12:11 AM 

‪manvshomestuck: I KNOW

I KNOW WHAT THAT’S FUCKING FROM

OKAY

BUT THE REST

I DON’T FUCKING UNDERSTAND

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I

‪me: bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

‪manvshomestuck: SBAHJ

TO ME

IS JUST THIS DISEASED FUCKING TUMOR

HANGING OFF

‪me: he

he

‪manvshomestuck: THE LEFT TESTICLE

‪me: he

‪manvshomestuck: OF HOMESTUCK

WITH A COUPLE OF PURPLE VEINS

STICKING OUT OF IT

AND IT JIGGLES OCCASIONALLY

‪me: where doing it man

‪manvshomestuck: TO FORESHADOW SOME

‪me: where making this HAPEN

‪manvshomestuck: LARGER EVENT

IN THE MAIN BODY

AND THE FANDOM

12:12 AM 

IS OBSESSED

WITH STARING AT THIS

DISEASED

SMELLY

me: the big man

manvshomestuck: GODDAMN

‪me: hass

‪manvshomestuck: TESTICLE

‪me: the capslock

‪manvshomestuck: AND THEY JUST STARE AT IT

AND WAIT FOR

THE UNDULATIONS

TO RIPPLE ACROSS

THE WRINKLED SCROTUM

‪me: in my dream

‪manvshomestuck: THAT IS SBAHJ

‪me: i am the star

it is me

‪manvshomestuck: WHAT THE FUCK

HOW CAN YOU HAVE SO MANY REFERENCES

THIS JUST

DEFIES

FUCKING

LOGIC

‪me: introducing the new character

‪manvshomestuck: YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED

‪me: geromy

‪manvshomestuck: TO HAVE THAT MANY REFERENCES

YOU SHOULD BE FINED

FOR EVERY REFERENCE THAT YOU MAKE

‪me: it turns out to be CRAZY

‪manvshomestuck: YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING REFERENCES

OR

12:13 AM 

‪me: what kind of capslock this man has

‪manvshomestuck: I JUST NEED TO BE ANGRY

FOR LONGER

THAN YOU CAN MAKE REFERENCES

AND I CAN

NOT

‪me: too many

‪manvshomestuck: PRESS THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON

‪me: prices and vaules

‪manvshomestuck: FOR AS LONG

AS I GODDAMN WANT

AND THIS TEXT

WILL REMAIN LARGE AND OBNOXIOUS

AS AN INDICATOR

OF MY IMPOTENT

WHINY

BITCHY

‪me: sometimes video games do causes violence

‪manvshomestuck: RAGE

BECAUSE TINY THINGS

REALLY FUCKING AFFECT ME

BECAUSE I’M A FUCKING PUSSY

‪me: nancho party.

12:14 AM 

‪manvshomestuck: WHICH IS A BAD COMBINATION

WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU

BECAUSE YOU DO A LOT OF STUPID SHIT

SO WHEN THAT SHIT HAPPENS

I’M LIKE

'WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?”

IN THIS

SUPER HIGH-PITCHED VOICE

‪me: thits shits lasting forever

‪manvshomestuck: BECAUSE I’M FUCKING ANGRY

SEE

okay

let’s

what the fuck

have i been doing

for the past five minutes

3 notes #manvshomestuck #sbahj #i don't even know what this was #late night whap studying #super fun #my brain tends to not work past 12 #i messed up a couple references #oh well #also never got to make an imigrants one #unfortunately #wow this whole conversation was such shit #bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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